So Im hot as hell just looking to quench my thirst in this crazy Flawda heat when I walk into my kitchen when I see something out of the corner of my eye scurry across the floor.
After I saw that I knew it couldn't be good.
Call me whatever you want but when It comes to bugs - OMG I
hate them. I really hate spiders and after I moved to Florida my bug fear jumped like 35x's. These bug are all on steriods out here. I think these palmetto bugs have the spiders beat though cause they sure can fly. **Yuk**
So anyway ....
Im freaking going to get this drink from the fridge and there he is standing there
in front of the door like he owned the place. I was like oh hell no
lol. Where is the Orkin man when I need him?!?! I wonder if they could come this late *hehe*. As soon as I saw him I screamed and ran out the room and up the stairs. (My throat still hurt - ehh hem)he was so damn huge. Giant I tell you. He had these long antenae and long spikey legs. My skin is still crawling just thinking about it.
So I grabbed the bug spray (enforcer) and sprayed the hell out of him from about 10 feet away lol. He tried really hard to roll back over after he flipped onto his back from the impact of the spay. But a fwe minutes later he was twitching from the chemical and I was still screaming.
He was dead finnaly but there was still one problem ....
I had to clean that nasty critter up
DAMN!!!! What a task. All I knew was that I wasn't getting anywhere near the thing.
I was walking up the stairs to whine to my boy Les about the nasty creature on my kitchen floor.
Only one way to get this done....
(((Dum Dum Dum)))The vaccum cleaner!!! Ahh haa - it had to work, I just didn't want
that guy to climb back out. So I went, hooked up the vaccum and went into the dining room. I couldn't be too close cause i didn't want him to fly back at me
.
After a lot of screaming and a lot of bravery ...
Ding Dong the bug is dead
!!!
All I have to say is I hope he doesn't come back alive cause I can't do that
EVER again. Bugs are supposed to stay outside not inside.
Oh and Les - thanks for the moral support lol.
-Mystique