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Name: Candise P( Candi P)
Age: 20 years old
Date of Birth: Febuary15
Horoscope Sign: Aquarius
Motherhood: Mother of 1
Residence: South Florida via NY

I'm an 80's baby. Born February 15th ((Aquarius to the fullest)). For those who wonder - I am NOT mixed with any other ethnicity. Simply and beautifully African American. New York born and bread. Now residing in South Florida. Although I'm loving the fun and sun, NOTHING beats New York.

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    "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure"


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    ♥ Outro.
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    Sunday, November 05, 2006
    If Myspace Was Real { freed on 2:19 AM

    If Myspace was real ...

    You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.

    At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."

    Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.

    You would look your very best at all times.

    There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.

    Most people would walk around with a full size mirror 2 feet in front of them.

    Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.

    Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone.

    People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable to communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying "Sorry but an unexpected error has occurred."

    Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.

    19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.

    If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.

    People would be able to photoshop out pimples on their face.

    Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.

    All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars.

    The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.

    Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.

    There would be alot of underage strippers in the world.

    Forbidden would actually be hot.

    It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.

    Hello Kitty would be a real person.

    During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."

    When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."

    You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment.

    When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off.

    "Friend Whoring" is equal to STD's.

    "Fuckin MySpace!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger.

    People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house to scare your dog.




    Good laugh before bed. Thanks Carly!
    ♥Mystique


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